) We are park wardens by the way, me, and my mate Stanley, hence we live up near the top of this poxy mountain. The bit about wives well there`s a ring of truth in that just at the moment, you see Stanley and myself are in the dog house, as we were out patrolling a day or two back when we came across two maidens in distress. Anyway, we fixed up their motor and they were …well grateful, yes, I spose that`s the word. Either way neither of us realised that my misses was sat with Stanley`s up on our balcony a mile or so away with that bloody old telescope, my old uncle Ben had left us in his will and which my silly mare was demonstrating to Stans misses! Apparently, they watched our bare arses bouncing about in the long grass with the young ladies for a considerable time… hence as a penance Stan and I were committed to shopping… each fortnight for a ruddy year and hence neither of us were particular about hurrying home! It wasn’t that we were adulterous felon`s, or that we screwed. I picked up the wand and handed it to him.“Do you think you could do me a favor, buddy, and screw off the shower head and put this on behind it?” I asked him. I took a twenty out of my wallet and handed it to him.“No problem, bud’,” he replied with a wink. “I’ll get you taken care of right away!”“Thanks,” I told him, and then asked, “Think you could stop by Monday morning and dismount it for me? You can let yourself in since I probably won’t be here.”“Sure thing, buddy,” he said.I asked him where I could scare up some cold beers, and he told me there was a QuickMart at the gas station next door. I knew Napoleon liked Miller Genuine Draft- MGD- so when I got to the store, I pulled a six-pack of bottles from the cooler.When I got up to the counter, I asked the clerk if she knew where I could pick up some condoms. She reached under the counter and pulled out a three-pack of Trojans. I asked her if she could give me three more boxes. She nodded and pulled them out.“Big doing’s planned.
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